- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

All of these jokes are about white people

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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