Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Women's Rights Movement

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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