- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up? Your time.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Turkeys are obese

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

This is an anti-joke.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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