- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Eric is gay Ha

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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