- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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