Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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