What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Whats black and gay? Obama

two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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