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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Potassium? K.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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