- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

i have two hands.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Eric is gay Ha

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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