- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Charlie Sheen is winning

How old are you? 7

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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