- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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