- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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