- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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