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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Potassium? K.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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