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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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