whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

Anti Joke

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