Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Women's Rights..

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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