- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

a man makes a bad joke

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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