- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Tony Romo

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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