Women's professional sports

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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