A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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