- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Your girlfriend.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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