- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Whats funnier than 24.....25

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

YOU

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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