Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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school homewrok

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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