- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

A baby seal walks into a club.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

why did you poop because you are a poop

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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