- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

God is real.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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