- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Fat? Jesse Z

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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