Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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