- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

A hill billy went fishing

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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