What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

knock,knock you suck

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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