Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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