I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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=3

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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I'm tired.

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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