- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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