- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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