don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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