- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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