Please ignore this statement.

The child was fired from his job.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

i saw amango it splootered

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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