- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

it was all Tagart

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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