A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

how do you win a game try your best

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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