- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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