What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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