Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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