- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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