- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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