- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What's funny? Women's rights.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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