Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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