- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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