There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Okay.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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