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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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