Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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