your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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This is an anti-joke.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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A russian gives away vodka.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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