- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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