angelo snyder is not ga

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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What page are you on The gay page.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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