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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Penis-biter

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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