-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

. . I am a whale

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What is green and slow Grass.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Why so serious ?

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

i saw amango it splootered

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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