- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

i saw amango it splootered

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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