- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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