Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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rent a cops

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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