Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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