If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Smeg...

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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