You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

My spelling is horrible

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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