Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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