- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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