A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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