What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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