- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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