- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

if you are reading this your wasting your time

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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