Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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