steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Ross.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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