Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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