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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Tony Romo

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

I? Everett

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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