Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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