Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

whats black and large -me

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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