Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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why dont they make black forks

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Phew... it's gone.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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