what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Anti Joke

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