Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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