- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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