- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Knock Knock.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Who's the fastest kid in AA

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