- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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