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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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