What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

brock has small hands for a small job

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Women's Rights

Knock knock... Home invasion

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

the power to turn magnetism into light

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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