- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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