- Anti Joke

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Christ is a conspiracy

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

I? Everett

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.