So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Women's Rights

My mom

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Knock knock... Home invasion

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

the power to turn magnetism into light

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Read a Book.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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