- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

womens rights.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

In soviet Russia...things are different

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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