Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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