I named my son ps2 controller

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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