- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What's funny? Women's rights.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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