- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

My dog barks when someones at the door.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally