- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Gay rights.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What's stupid a light bulb.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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