- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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