- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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