- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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