- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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